So after we had broken up with Amanda, I was pretty depressed I have to say. I called up someone I had neglected for a long time and I admit I was surprised she responded. After all, I had dumped her for someone else. I told her ‘Well, if you are not doing anything, lets go for a quick dinner to catch up’. She agreed and then she said ‘Oh I will be wearing a light blue dress’. I thought to myself that she must really think I am senile or something. I remember exactly what she looked like, fachrissakes!
We got there and just made small talk, how nice she looked after all this time I hadn’t seen her. She was looking at me with this suggestive smile but I told her ‘I am not feeling very sexy today’. ‘Blast! she said. You know I have only been sleeping with my right hand recently, soo…’. I responded that I thought we would only do dinner and no playtime. To which she came back saying ‘Dave, we always knock boots when we see each other. Have you ever done anything spontaneous in your life? You need to live’. And she kept smiling while sipping a margarita through a straw, slowly while gazing at me without blinking. I smiled back. ‘Fine, let’s go!’.
It was good to catch up again, I always like visiting with old friends and catching up. And we did knock boots after all. It took my mind off things for a short while.