When I was younger…

Many of the nice young ladies I have met over the years, have asked me all kinds of crazy stuff.

Like, my first ever College SB asked me:  ‘David, how was dating back when you were young?’ 

Me: ‘Umm, well, honey, back in the stone ages we used to club our women and then drag them into our caves and have our way with them’

Or

Her: ‘Dave, what was slang lanuage like when you were young?’  

Me:  ‘Oh, do you mean during the time of George Washington, or Shakespear?  We used to say a lot of ‘Thou come hither to me’.  That sort of language, old English, or sometimes old Irish language

Or the classic

Me:  ‘Excuse me a second while I go to the mens room’

Her:’ Yes, no problem, I know old people have to go to the bathroom vey often’

What?  I guess she thought I was 75 years old with an enlarged prostate!  I don’t look a day over 40!

Or

Her: ‘Dave, wine bars are for old people!’

Me: ‘Not quite! I have seen folks in their 30’s in there as well, that’s not too old.  Besides, where else can we take you to get you all drunk, that’s nice and relatively quiet’

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4 Responses to When I was younger…

  1. M says:

    Wine bars are my favorite!

  2. Meg says:

    Dave.

    I’ve been following your blog for ages and I find you completely hilarious in an adorable way. I think you’re the only womanizer I’ve encountered (okay, maybe the 3rd) that I find endearing and adorable…and don’t want to hit with an umbrella. Please post on.

  3. Meg says:

    Lol…okay.
    On the flip-side. I’ve had dozens of SDs ask me what I intend to do with my life. It’s like having a constant succession of overbearing fathers…that I sleep with. One guy even withheld allowance installments until I finished specific assignments. Wierd…huh?

  4. @M: well…..

    @Meg: thanks for reading!!

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